We heard music coming from some mysterious place as a grizzled old man came wandering out of the woods. The words to the music started out: Alley Oop, Oop, Oop-oop.

He came through the jungle tearing limbs off of trees;
knocking great big MONSTERS dead on their kneeees.

He's the meanest man there is alive...
He's the king of the jungle j...
(You get the idea)

Little did he know that I was eating a delicious "Hopdogasaurus steak".

We all watched as old Alley-Oop wandered back into the woods crying out:
"Hear Gertrude, here Heathcliff.
Here my babies.
Come home to poppa."

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