Once upon a time deep down in the forest
lived an old man with some pet dinosaurs.

Be careful when you walk. Don’t step in the poop.
The guy s’posed to clean it up’s named Alley-Oop.

He’s a very old man, looks like someone we know
-but with a long gray beard and a brown wooden cane.

He walks 'round the neighborhood looking for his pets.
One is named ‘Gertrude’ and the other is ‘Heathcliff’.

But back to the story.

I was outside walking when I saw them by a tree.

I was terrified, scared out of my mind
so I grabbed one by the bun
and kicked the other in the behind.

I grabbed the biggest stick
that was hangin’ from the tree,
smacked one on the face and knocked out 3 teeth.

They tried to fight back but I was just too strong.
No Hotdogasarus can compare to King Kong, Rai-Sean.