Monster

Chasers'

Gazzette

Monsters Stalk Neighborhood

Frighten Several People

At least 2 monsters have been observed in our neighborhood - chasing people and pets. They are a terrible, terrible sight. We almost didn't print their pictures...

These monsters seemed to respond when their names were called out - 'Heathcliff' and 'Gertrude'. We don’t know if these are their real names or the names of someone they fear.

WHO KNOWS what dastardly mischief these monsters would have caused to our peaceful community if they had been allowed to continue their rampage?

A great and powerful group of valiant young people have stepped forward to save us.
They are the monster squad. The 'Legion of the Dragon'!

Who are these heroes?
Victoria Stephens, Alex Nagy, Rai-Sean Johnson, Trey Woodard, Erica Woodard
Christopher Stephens, Tamarra Johnson

They are brave people who care about their family, friends and neighbors.
Our good citizens of the future.

'HOORAY FOR THE LEGION OF THE DRAGON!!'

Hotdogasaurus Safari

Seven neighborhood young adults met Saturday, April 18 at the home of Dan and Norma Hopper to plot the removal of monsters from our community.

Refreshments including hotdogasaurus gizzards were served.

The meeting had hardly begun when a suspicious movement was noticed by Trey, Alex and Christopher in the nearby woods. It was the scary monsters!

Hardly a word was spoken as they looked, first at each other, then at the challenge before them. Everyone rushed to the coming battle with the hotdogasaurus monsters. They picked up anything they could find to use as weapons. With steely eyes and dogged determination they marched, sometimes ran to do battle.

These young men and women, 'The Legion of the Dragon' (The Monster Squad), were quickly on the job.

It was Nip and Tuck for a while...

We think that was their last names. Heathcliff Nip and Gertrude Tuck.

They initially had the upper hand - er, ah - claw. They chased the Monster Squad for 3 blocks until Sir Trey finally had enough. He stopped, turned around, shook his fist and shouted: “Enough!”.

This so startled the monsters that ‘they’ turned and started running away.

“Come on gang!” Trey shouted. His sister, Erica, said “Stop talking and let's start chasing”. Trey and Erica started chasing the monsters. The rest of the Monster Squad, emboldened by their courage, followed.

This was the turning point of the battle. There was just so much excitement that it’s hard to keep track of it all.

The monsters started running toward the park when Christopher tripped them both and they tumbled into the culvert next to the park.

“You don’t scare me one bit!” taunted Victoria.

Alex and Tamarra bashed the monster again and again.

With little more than their courage, their fists and feet, and some sticks - the Monster Squad subdued and slew the monsters.

It took the entire crew to drag the monsters to Mr. Hopper’s house where he will carve them up into steaks and serve them at the ‘Hotdogasaurus Roast" at his house on May 3rd at 1:00 PM.

What will happen if more monsters invade our community? Never fear! The Monster Squad is here. These valiant heroes will keep an eye out for new threats to our tranquility an happiness.

Every parent and grandparent should be proud of these gallant young adults who put our well being above their own comfort and safety.

The future of our community, and our country are safe.

Victoria and Rai-Sean Deal the Final Blows...

to the most vile of the monsters that have been terrorizing our community.

The monster shouted “Don’t hurt me - don’t hurt me! I won’t scare people any more, just pets and squirrels!” That wasn't good enough for Rai-Sean and Victoria.

Rai-Sean held the monster down while Victoria dealt the final blow.
Now we are safe again - for now...

Hotdogasaurus Update

We are all looking forward to the Hotdogasaurus Roast on
Saturday, May 23, 2009
1:00 PM at the Hopper’s

HOWEVER

We discovered a large object in the woods that we think may be a Hotdogasaurus ‘Egg’... The object is large, oval and has dark green and light green variegated stripes. Some think it resembles a ‘watermelon’. We will examine it more closely at the Roast.

Please be there. You can bring a covered dish and/or a dessert if you want to — but you don’t have to bring anything but your smiling face(s).

Please RSVP (so we know how many ‘steaks’, etc to fix.)

Special NOTE:
The Heroes who helped slay the Hotdogasaurus beasts will be asked to tell us all the role they played in the drama. The most exciting story will win ‘at least $20.00’. Some of you parents and grandparents might want to chip in a couple of bucks so that the ‘runner up prizes’ might be larger.

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